Saturday 5 May 2012

Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms


Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms


marathi nonveg jokes/sms



Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms : 1



युधिष्टिर पेक्ष्या अर्जुन  बरा

नकुल  सहदेव  नंतर भीम  म्हणजे

..G....चुरा

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Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms : 2


मुलीचे लग्न झाल्यानंतर मुलगी  सासरी जाते . सासरी जाऊन  आल्यावर  तिची आई तिला विचारते ,''

काय   ग  माझी घातली होती का?"

मुलगी म्हणते ,"इथे हे आठ  दिवसापासून साधी  चड्डी घालू देत  नाहीत  साडी  कुठून  घालणार ?"

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Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms : 3




What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!


                    Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

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Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms : 4





Ladkiya 4 chizo ki diwani hoti hai..?
 
 
1. Make up
 
 
2. Mobile phones
 
 
3. Shopping
 
Aur
 
4. ______
(niche dekh)
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Abe tujhya khali…



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Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms : 5


                                             
Best reply Given by a true Friend when asked to Pay d bill..
 
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  ('.')
<) . (>
?/'!'\?   

Lawda lele Mera...!!


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Nonveg Marathi sms,Marathi Adult sms : 6




 Kolhapurchya Stand Var Thambali Hoti Rambha
 
Kolhapurchya Stand Var Thambali Hoti Rambha
 
Magun Aala Sambha Aani Dabun Gela Aamba
 
Happy Aamba Season.!!



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