Friday 1 November 2013

[Funny] Narendra Modi can't be blamed for post-Godhra riots, says KPS Gill


[Funny ]Narendra Modi can't be blamed for post-Godhra riots, says KPS Gill

Ahmed: Madam, did you read KPS Gill's statement on Modi?
SG: Phir ek nayi musibat. What did he say? 
Ahmed: He said, "Modi can not be blamed for Post-Godhra Riots."
SG: Doggy, call Ranjit. 
Doggy: Sure madam. But may I ask why?
SG: Did you read KPS Gill's statement on Modi?
Doggy: May be KPS is an RSS Man since they both have three letters in their names (KPS-RSS).
Anyways, I will call the caged parrot. Doggy makes a call. Phone is ringing - Trin Trin......
Ranjit: Hello kaun?
SG: Madam here. 
Ranjit: Ji Madam.
SG: Did you read KPS Gill's statement on Modi?
Ranjit: Yes madam.
SG: Then vacation time over for you. Get back to work.
Ranjit: As you say, Madam.
Two days later. 
Breaking News: KPS Gill gets notice from CBI for fake encounters done under his guidance during Punjab Insurgency in 1983.
Meanwhile, News channel debate headlines - Is KPS Gill communal or secular? 
Watch "Face the Nation", "We The People", "The Buck Stops Here", "Left Right and Center" and "Newshour" tonight. On our panel to debate this topic today, we have -
Independent journalists - Kumar Ketkar, Vinod Sharma, Vinod Mehta, Siddharth Varadrajan, Shoma Chaudhary, Ashish Khaitan, Vir Sanghvi, Shankarsan Thakur.
Prominent Social Workers - Teesta Setalwad, Javed Anand, Javed Akhtar, Shabnam Hashmi, Harsh Mandar, Arundhati Roy, Swami Agnivesh, Mukul Sinha, Mahesh Bhatt.
Famous Sociologists - Ashish Nandy, Shiv Visvanathan.
Eminent Historian - Ramchandra Guha.
Newspaper Headlines: SG cried on hearing about encounters during Punjab Insurgency in 1983.